The Chill Room
Everything in this room is fake cold that somehow works. Run the air conditioner, open the fridge, carve some ice — every tap lowers how hot you feel. Sound on. 🔊
Scorching. Tap literally anything below.
The real deal, minus the electricity bill. Outdoor unit out the window, cold air in. Set it colder and it blows harder.
A meditation you can lose. Tap to cool the body heat down; stop tapping and it creeps back.
Standing in front of an open fridge is a time-honoured cooling method. No food is harmed.
Tap to open
Scoop ice from the chest into a fizzing glass of cola. The clink alone is worth two degrees.
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